Angela’s Erotic Journal

My name is Angela. I’m 23 years old, and last year I started working for a well known women’s magazine as a junior assistant. Well, I may have a degree in journalism, but everybody has to start somewhere. And just yesterday, after a year of photocopying, cutting and pasting and making coffee for everyone, I got my big break.

Jennifer, the editor of the magazine, called me into her office. At first I thought I was in trouble – she’s one scary lady when she’s angry – but it turned out she had an idea for a new feature, and she thought I’d be perfect for it. The column is going to be called “69 Ways to Give and Get an Orgasm without Penetration”. Well, as you can imagine, after she told me that I could hardly speak for a moment. I’d been thinking maybe a couple of short articles about scatter cushions or something. But Jennifer explained that there are a lot of people out there – men and women – who although they may have a lot of sexual experience, feel that they are not being imaginative enough when it comes to foreplay, and would maybe like to pick up some ideas to help them to please their partner and feel more sexually fulfilled themselves. And that’s my job – to do the research for them. After all, she explained, we can’t go recommending techniques and tips if we haven’t road tested them ourselves. I have to try things out, decide how I feel about them, and then write about it. Simple.

Since you, my future readers, are going to be spending a lot of time imagining me in the altogether in the near future – what a strange thought – I suppose I had better give you some idea of what I look like. I’m blonde – more gold-blonde than real blonde, but still – and I wear my hair in a bob. My eyes are blue/green depending on the light. I’m 5 foot 4, and on a good day I describe myself as slim. At least, my waist is slim, but my arse is a “real handful” as an ex- boyfriend charmingly put it. My boobs match my arse, but at least they are still high and fairly perky. Overall, I’d say I’m fairly happy with the way I look, except of course after a particularly rowdy night out, or one too many boxes of chocolate at Christmas.

So off I go, on a voyage of sexual discovery. I just hope I can persuade Rob, my boyfriend of three months, to join me...

Erotic Image: Assignment # 8: Oral Pleasures

Assignment # 8: Oral Pleasures

Ok, I have to confess; I’m just not one of your super-skinny women. I’m not a pale, waiflike twig whom other women hate on sight. I’m not a mile high Amazon with jutting hip bones such as you see on the catwalk. I have curves. And not all of them, I hate to admit, in the right places. Although I have to say, I am rather proud of my boobs. And no girl actually gets those through living on celery does she? Let’s be honest here.

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Erotic Image: Assignment # 7: Ring My Bell

Assignment # 7: Ring My Bell

I hate those first couple of months after Christmas, don’t you? The rubbish weather, the Christmas tree corpses on the pavement, and most of all the horrible realisation that this year is going to be just the same as the next. Despite the joyful yuletide, the pretty songs, the change of numbers, everything is still…exactly…the…same. Including work. Back in the office, still the same grotty desk, the same tasteless coffee, the same whinging person in the next cubicle. Such an anti-climax.

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Erotic Image: Assignment # 6: You Drive Me Crazy

Assignment # 6: You Drive Me Crazy

So there we were, speeding up the motorway, on our way to Rob’s nephew’s christening. Well, not speeding; Rob’s a very good driver, if a little overly-cautious for my tastes. Anyway, it was 8.30 on a Saturday morning, and I was fed up. So there we were, speeding up the motorway, on our way to Rob’s nephew’s christening. Well, not speeding; Rob’s a very good driver, if a little overly-cautious for my tastes. Anyway, it was 8.30 on a Saturday morning, and I was fed up.

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Erotic Image: Assignment # 5: Christmas Comes but Once a Year

Assignment # 5: Christmas Comes but Once a Year

Christmas. A time for giving. And I have to say, Rob gave me a very special gift this year.

There I was, alone in my flat, on Christmas Eve. Family Christmas was out this year – my parents had kindly gone off to Spain for the festive period, sparing me the usual hideous ritual of watery gravy and Twister with pervy Uncle Malcom. I think my brother Simon and I were equally joyful; he’d gone racing up to Scotland with some university mates, and me… well, here I was, alone in my flat. I tried to tell myself that I was enjoying the peace and quiet – at last, some time alone without my flatmates – but actually I felt… I don’t know…restless I suppose is the word. Television couldn’t distract me, nor could the novel I’d been looking forward to reading. Eventually I gave up and decided to have a bath.

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Erotic Image: Assignment # 4: Use your head

Assignment # 4: Use your head

I really think Rob and I are starting to get good at this whole foreplay business now. No longer do we dive under the duvet and go straight for the main course. Rob is definitely getting more enthusiastic about the idea, and even seems slightly less nervous about the fact that our exploits are going to be published in the national press. Maybe that’s because he feels he is getting better at it! Which he certainly is. I never realised sex could be so mind blowing before. And along the way I’m learning a few tricks of my own too…

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Erotic Image: Assignment # 3: Peep Show

Assignment # 3: Peep Show

So, things are definitely starting to heat up on the foreplay front between Rob and me. I always looked forward to our dates before, and he was no slouch in the bedroom I can tell you, but now things are truly getting mind blowing. A perfect example – last Wednesday night. Let me tell you all about it.

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Erotic Image: Assignment # 2: Date Night

Assignment # 2: Date Night

This time I decided it was time to try something a little more public, and on Friday night, together with my – still slightly doubtful – boyfriend Rob, I headed for a wine bar in the town centre. Nice place; dim lighting, cosy corners, good music , and a great wine list. As usual at the weekend it was crowded with all types of people, and I admit my courage nearly failed me at the door. But I took a deep breath, grasped Rob’s hand tightly, and plunged in. Miracle; a group of people were leaving, and I managed to secure a small table in the far corner, while I sent Rob to the bar to get us a bottle of Merlot and some snacks.

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Erotic Image: Assignment # 1: The Good Girl

Assignment # 1: The Good Girl

Ok, Rob has agreed to help me with the assignment. Strangely, he actually seemed quite keen,
although he wavered a bit when I mentioned the no penetration part. I’ll just have to convince
him.

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Erotic Image: Foreplay On The Phone

Foreplay On The Phone

Miles away they were apart, his voice was carried from the bird on the wire. It flew like a cannon sailing through the air and hit home to her on the receiving end. Gasping and clutching the phone, she breathed in and played with her hair; feeling shocked at the giggles that were bubbling from her mouth. He was not in the room , and yet somewhere in the dark he was reaching for her. He wasn’t touching, and yet somehow he caressed her very

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